Somewhere In Neverland

welcome to my blog

I love pizza, music, & my girlfriend.

dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

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mewbutts:

internetexplorers:

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

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‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON

SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘

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….Hello…sir…

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  • KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
  • MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

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paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday
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atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

coolscar:

quiltytarantino:

coolscar:

666blazeit:

coolscar:

can i join the supernatural fandom

you have to go through initiation 

whats the initiation 

You must exercise a demon goodluck

alright do demons prefer aerobic or anaerobic workouts 

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sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

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toxicremedy:

All Time Low (by Matt Vogel)

“Out of the 7 billion people in this world there’s only you.
Almost a million words that i could say but none of them will do”

-Numbers by The Cab (via march-twenty-seventh)

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