hearin a really shitty pun
makin a really shitty pun
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
“Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening.”