Somewhere In Neverland

welcome to my blog

I love pizza, music, & my girlfriend.

intensional:

im so bad at talking to new people on the internet like i get super nervous and end up never replying

Posted 2 days ago With 148 notes

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

Posted 2 days ago With 75,921 notes

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

Posted 2 days ago With 200,446 notes

suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.

Posted 2 days ago With 138,902 notes

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thewretchedanddivine21:

jalexaremyhomeboys:

he looks so proud of it omfg

this gets an 11 on my sass-o-meter

this is one of my favourite gifs of him

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

Posted 2 days ago With 146,857 notes

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

Posted 2 days ago With 224,186 notes

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

Posted 2 days ago With 324,457 notes

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

Posted 2 days ago With 448,100 notes

cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

Posted 2 days ago With 183,396 notes

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beyoncebeytwice:

is everything expensive or am i just poor

Posted 2 days ago With 315,758 notes

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quo-fomo:

doctor-professor-smith:

indigo-sach:

blainewarblr:

penis

penisn’t

vagina

vagouta

anus

anyou

blowjob

blowunemployed

Posted 2 days ago With 221,415 notes

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

Posted 2 days ago With 437,231 notes